Trump this Conundrum!
I’m impressed with the turn of events over the last few centuries and the casserole that is baking in the oven right now: A la’ Carte Trumpian Xenophobic Christmassy Conundramatic Combo Speciale’
“Aah … Ladies and Gentlemen! Deliciouoso! Par excellante! Tickets are available at the entrance.”
Be ready to be entranced!
“Eat! Consume! De-phobiate! Relax and enjoy this meal at our expense! Doctors ready at hand on December 19th for those who cannot digest this exquisite meal!”
Recipe follows, but, in retrospect, this dish in our social oven cannot be duplicated though we will have you duped-licked-ated very soon. Mmmm!
RECIPE for this change
Learn English: everyone.
Educate: All possible in the world.
Travel : Accessible transportation.
Small world: airplane travel.
Internet: communication highways.
Long distance operations overseas: Buy, Spy, Love, Adopt, and Kill!
Spices: Sprinkle to taste with a pinch of deception, euphemisms, intolerance, fear of the differentosis (read : language, culture, clothing, and even accents!) and a bit of dominance!
Politics, consumerism, tourism, intolerance of now visible differences breeding hate, demanding standardization, are born! The world is getting smaller, and so are our perceptions😉
“People of Planet Earth! Rejoice! We have done it! We beat the brainless monkeys!” We have unified a world, brought diversity close, and oooh, ooo, aaa, aaa; we don’t know what to doo, doo, widall da data!
Let us share this dish with love and an understanding that what we sowed, we reaped, we baked, and now we eat!
At no other time have we needed the Blessings of all the Gods we can find.
Or, is there a doctor in this party tonight who will help?